Kyle had just finished his workout at the gym, the young hunk had been midway through a workout when he discovered that his girlfriends ex was searching for him in order to get some revenge on him. Kyle had embarrassed him and the ex was looking to put the story straight.

As he left the gym Kyle knew he couldn’t take his usual route home and would have to go the longer route. This route was known to be a perilous one, allegedly dotted with danger. And Kyle knew he would have to have his wits about him.

Kyle had no idea he had unwittingly chosen a route that would take him through territory that Hill Giants lived in. Lumpy, ugly brutes that grew up to seven metres tall Hill Giants normally lived in isolation from each other. Fat, hairy, and quite repulsive they can usually be found wearing tatty furs and skins and wielding their weapon of choice, a huge wooden club.

The Hill Giants made their homes in large caves which they sometimes shared with Bears, and which latter to help guard. For this the Bears are rewarded with a regular supply of food. The favourite provender is human flesh, and their caves may have a corner reserved for a ‘larder’ with many cured joints hanging waiting to be eaten.

It was half way through his journey and so far Kyle had not encountered anything out of the ordinary. The terrain quickly turned to hills dotted with various caves and it wasn’t long until the fit young man encountered a Hill Giant.

The huge ugly brutes keen sense of smell had told it that a human was nearby and a brief Mexican standoff began as Hill Giant and its potential meal stared at each other. Knowing he wouldn’t stand a chance Kyle turned and ran knowing the fat lumbering humanoid would struggle to keep up.

But what the Hill Giant lost in fitness it easily made up with its brains as it picked up a rock and threw it at the hunky young man. The rock hit Kyle on the back of the head knocking him to the floor.

The blow took the young hunk by surprise as he picked himself up and sat on his knees. Dazed and confused Kyle was easy prey for the Hill Giant who picked him up in one hand and with the thumb and forefinger on its other hand broke Kyle’s neck.

Kyle’s lifeless body dangled from the Hill Giants hand as it walked back to its cave.

Once inside the Hill Giant placed Kyle’s body on the floor and stripped it of most of its clothing so he now lay in nothing more than his underwear. Looking down at its prey the Hill Giant couldn’t wait to tuck into Kyle’s tasty flesh.

It threw Kyle’s belongings including his gym bag into a corner, the giant wasted no time in grabbing a large knife and cutting Kyle’s body into six pieces. His arms, legs and torso lay on the floor as the Hill Giant placed Kyle’s head in its mouth and bit down. The handsome hunks head burst open like a grape sending a nice flavour around the Giants mouth as the teeth bit down. It threw the Bear it shared its cave with one of Kyle’s arms before eating one of his slender legs the same way a human would eat a chicken leg, starting with the meatiest parts and then biting away his calf. The Giant would ensure Kyle’s meat lasted a while, it hung his half eaten torso, a leg and an arm in the larder ready to consume when it was hungry.

Nobody knew what had happened to Kyle, he was reported missing but no leads were found, the ex boyfriend was interviewed but had an alibi. As time went on the ex and Kyle’s girlfriend soon got back together as Kyle and his fantastic body was soon forgotten.